Please send the following.......

Good morning all....back down to the police station we go AGAIN!! do remember me telling you about how someone had stolen Amanda's identity and wrote almost $600.00 off her account and she closed that account and this guy at the bank, that I do not feel good about, just that gut feeling you get when something isnt right, told her she had to open another account up so when her monies come back from all those other checks has a account to go into go, well....it's happened again!!! yes my dear friends AGAIN for another $70.00 pizza at a local pizza place, talk about one HOT momma!!!! she gets a little money in there and boom its gone, so my guns are loaded but first stop the police station to get hold of the PI thats on the FIRST case, I dont want to go to the bank first cause I'm thinking if we go there first this idiot I'm not feeling good will have a chance to cover his tracks, he does have a history of bank hoping, and we will be closing that account out and any monies that come back to her they can just send her a check in the mail certified, the thing is when she opened this new account up she didnt not order checks, so no one could have stolen them from our mail box, thats why I'm smelling a rat in that bank, and this "Rat" knows I dont like him, just a couple weeks ago I had to go down there and tear into him, they where trying to charge her for "insufficient funds" charges, I marched my big ol'behind right to his desk, leaned on it and he backs his chair up and I slammed my hand down on his desk with the notice and said "Just in the hell are you trying to do? by charging her insufficient funds on an account that is closed, I didn't like you the first time my pretty blue eyes laid on you and surely dont like you now"
So........girls if I get locked up after leaving the bank will you please send me Diet Pepsi, water, and any kind of candy that is dark chocolate and Hot Tamales candies will work, and O'yea, magazines, I know I'm gonna have to pray before going into that bank, if the police say its ok to go down there, and this time I am NOT letting her mess with the "RAT" she's gonna deal with his boss....* good news, but maybe not:
It's off her old acct & NOT the
new one, WHEW....& yes, I did
talk to the "Rats" boss about this